Arms safety for Madmen

1 Well, yeah it's loaded. How else does the damn thing work?

2 Aim at your target! Pointing anywhere else is grounds for jail and an ass whooping.

3 The trigger hates you. Stay out of it's house unless you have no choice.

4 The target is not going to protect your dumbass brother who is so politely holding it at chest level for you. You should hold the target first, so that you know what is behind it.

With apologies to Cooper and Darwin.

I kid, but safety is serious stuff. Don't be stupid. Follow the 4 rules, and the madmen won't have to whoop your ass.